Something seems slightly offal

"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal) 11/15/2016 at 03:32 • Filed to: None

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I’m going directly to hell.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 03:39

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For those playing along at home, that search led directly to this:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/something-seems-off-1788986999

I’m being meta.

Birddog > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 03:52

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What the heck is “meta”?

I can relate to the lost job, ex-wife, divorce and forces sale part.

And I can even joke about it!

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Birddog 11/15/2016 at 04:31

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I saw an ad for a 330ci (with ZHP package btw!) for super cheap that a dad was selling as his daughter got a DUI and then wondered what I’d find searching for DUI. Wasn’t much. Started thinking of other awful things.

I found an AMG with gullwing doors.

Welcome to meta-meta now, friend. I’m responding to a comment that is a response post that explains my original post.

Sorry about the rugged shit. Glad your humor survived. Hope I didn’t hurt your head there.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/something-seems-off-1788986999

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Tapas > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 04:44

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That’s cooldd

Birddog > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 05:05

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Ha! That’s interesting technique.

Water under the bridge no “sorry” needed. I didn’t make it this far by having thin skin.

zeontestpilot > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 05:48

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Actually, this is genius.

and 100 more > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 07:17

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Also, try searching mother/father/grandmother/grandfather/elderly for low-mileage Buicks and Toyotas.  

for Michigan > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 08:41

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https://limaohio.craigslist.org/cto/5867499427.html

for Michigan > for Michigan 11/15/2016 at 08:46

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https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/5860145514.html

wiffleballtony > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 08:57

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Do not pass go, do not collect $200

Tripper > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 09:40

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Haha. How about this guy who said that he was DUI, but the cops let him go because of the tackiest mod available...puddle lights

http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/5867175563.html

DynamicWeight > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 11/15/2016 at 12:06

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This reminds me, my favorite search is “leaving the”